HOW TO DRIVE LIKE A MORON

When traveling with pets, make sure they sit on your lap with half their body hanging out the window.

Use the top of your car to transport cargo and make sure everything is loosely tied, if tied at all.

Whenever possible, cut off other drivers and slow down.

You always have the right of way.

Maintain flex-time at work so that you can drive around leisurely when others are rushing to get to work on time.