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Why am I so lame? Let me sum up the events of that day.

9:50am wake up (hung over)

11:30am eat left over meatloaf (1-2 weeks old)

3:00pm become violently sick, begin to reject all previously processed foods.

4:50 go to hospital get treated for food poisoning.

7:15 released with antibiotics and painkillers for the rectal discomfort from constant diarrhea.

10:00 the painkillers do good work and I go out for a beer.

12:45am Bad reaction from all the drugs.

12:46 Nasty bar fight loose two teeth.

1:30-3:45 reject all previously processed foods and liquids.

This is was not fun!

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